Come join us here at the blogstead and watch an exci—a tilt between two teams on Monday Night Football!
Hi. Due to a scheduling conflict, there was a mixup on who was putting together the Monday Night thread for this week. The thread is now up and—
[The previous writer of this thread, for bringing up inside baseball on how the blog is handled, has been sacked.]
Now that we’re here and dressed and stuff, we might as well watch this mediocre game between two teams we really couldn’t be less intere—
[We at the masthead apologize for the poor job of hyping up tonight’s Monday Night Football game. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.]
A moose once bit my sist—
[The directors of this post hired to continue this post after the other writers had been sacked wish it to be known that they themselves have just been sacked. The rest of this post has been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.]
We look forward to seeing Eli Kitten and the Kittens face off against a woefully kittened team somewhere in the Kitten Area in a race for who will get the kitten pick in the 201kitten KittenFL kitten.
This is going to be one kitten of a game.
ENJOY THE KITTENS EVERYONE!!!11!!1!
Directed by Kitten Scorsese and Terry Jones.
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